This is not an exit.

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

(via itsmulderandscully)

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20804
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12 hours ago

What are you doing there, Wyatt?

(Source: adumbscotts, via i-am-spider-man)

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14 hours ago

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via baconnnnnnn)

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14 hours ago

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky, via i-am-spider-man)

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Posted
14 hours ago
stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

(via i-am-spider-man)

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Posted
14 hours ago

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

(via baconnnnnnn)

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Posted
14 hours ago

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
image

THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
image

THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

(via iamnaythin)

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Posted
16 hours ago
baby:d-d-d..
dad:daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby:D I C K S Q U A D
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Posted
16 hours ago
memeguy-com:

My sister and I also decided to take one of those years later photos

memeguy-com:

My sister and I also decided to take one of those years later photos

(via iamnaythin)

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Posted
16 hours ago

traynors:

people who are talented and also good looking and also have great personalitiesimage

(via telapathetic)

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Posted
16 hours ago

The X-Files Season 4 | Agent Fox Mulder

" The truth will save you, Scully. I think it will save both of us. "

(Source: patlaurie, via mulders)

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16 hours ago
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